More stupid verse

Cub Scout version:

Oooey gooey was a worm.

A mighty worm was he,

He got onto the railroad track

The train he did not see,

OOOEY GOOEY

 

Literary version

Oooey Gooey was a worm,

A mighty worm was he.
He sat upon a railway track,
A train he did not see.
The train came roaring round the bend,
The driver gave a squeal,
The guard got out his pocket knife,
And scraped him off the wheel.
Oooey Gooey!